Sunny sides up!
What a coincadink! I would choose to be an egg on the same night Gwen would choose to be an egg… and I really like her! I was in the lovely city of Charlotte on my birthday a few days ago and me whole band dressed up as pretty much… morons.
I was an Angel egg… because growing up mom wouldn’t let me call them deviled eggs. Oh mom, you’re always cuttin those corners with the devil! Smart one, my mom is.
Halloween to me is a special special holiday. I have never been properly trick or treating because of the pagan idea… (and the fear of mean surprises in my hard candy) And so I grew up going to prayer meetings on October 31st, jealous of the kids with cavities. It’s all good though. I have all my teeth still and for that I thank my parents. I like to have fun with Halloween now and don’t take it as seriously. In the past I have dressed up as an open faced christmas ham, holy shit (literally) and now an Angel egg. Tonight I will emulate my icon. You wait, you see. No No, I will not be prancing around in a slutty little number. I can do that 364 days outta the year! Why would I waste the perfect moment to be random on being a slutty Snow White or a whore-ish Cinderella. By the way… when did they become slutty…
My pride and joy is that Halloween here is usually in the freezing cold and I love sitting back watching the streets full of slutty disney/cartoon characters freezing their tails off. Thank God the true meaning of Halloween has been revealed to me.
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